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Blackmon: ...Such as Homo erectus.
Johana: *laughs*
Blackmon: I really do not even WANT to know what you're thinking...
Johana: *laughs more*
Blackmon: Hilarious as the name is, Homo erectus was our ancestor.
Johana: Wait...what? Really?
Students: OMFG! RETARD!
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Quote #599
After a Physics exam the only formula you know is E=hf
Exam = hard *uck
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Quote #650
IB is mentally raping me..
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Quote #800
Two IB students: (one bent over in front of the other)
IB Chemistry teacher: HEY! No covalent bonding without C3H3N!
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Quote #65
Mr. Belbin: Hey guys, this article is very American because the author is American.
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Quote #124
What happens when IB students have too much information of great historical value:
IB History HL teacher, waving around a picture of a historical figure: "Who was General Weimar?"
...no answer from class...
someone murmurs: "A general?"
"Weimar is a town, you're so extremely stupid!!"
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Quote #156
This occurred randomly while walking through the mall.
IB Student: *pointing at other person's feet* Are those really actual shoes??
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Quote #345
Spanish A1 HL1 Teacher: What did you learn from The Stranger?
Student 1: To be honest with one self?
*class laughs*
Teacher: And you student 2?
Student 2: (thinks for five minutes( I have no idea...
Teacher: There are times in your life when you wish you where a taxi driver.
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Quote #1309
IB Freshman: It's official. I'm an IB kid.
IB Senior: Why?
IB Freshman: I now have mastered the art of making coffee without waking my mom up.
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Quote #83
"It's so random, it's Chinese."
- About a particular student's odd sense of, well, everything.
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Quote #238
Blackmon: The district has never done anything right! Hello, the FCRAP?!?!
Johana: The what?
Blackmon: FCRAP?
Johana: Don't you mean the FCAT?
Blackmon: Wow! REALLY? *sighs*
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Quote #208
Geography Teacher: Why is deforestation such a problem?
Student: Because people are cutting down trees
*laughing*
Teacher: Yes, because the word deforestation means to cut down trees. But why are people cutting down trees?
Student: Because they have nothing better to do.
*Cue even more laughter*
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Quote #354
In a Business & Management Class...
B&M and Physics student: Sir, what's the unit of the break even volume?
Teacher: Unit.
B&M and Physics student: No I mean, metres cubed or centimetres cubed.....?!?!?
The other B&M and Physics student: HAHAHAHA
B&M and other non-physics students: Huh??
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Quote #458
IB sucks the living and mortal soul from your body
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Quote #25
Ms. Shannon (when physics students were studying for a test in her room during lunch time): Why don't you guys go ask Ms. Birsan, if you don't get it?
Students look at each other and smile nervously: Because we are too chicken to ask her?
*collectively shrug*
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Quote #122
(After hearing rumors of a Group 4 Project that lunch hour)
Student 1: What the hell is group 4?
Student 2: No idea but apparently we have to go to some meeting.
Student 3: Something to do with us doing some science project together.
Student 2: That's ok then I only do environmental systems.
Student 1: I need to do my World Lit 1.
Student 3: Well I don’t give a @#£$ if you don't go just don’t come asking me when you have no @£%&$"£% clue what to do.
Student 1 and 2: Meh I'll come then no need to do extra work trying to work out what to do in the first place.
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Quote #217
Light is a wave on Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday and a particle on every other day! WTF?
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Quote #268
Physics teacher with bad English: "Delta is from the beginning the grease figure for D."
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Quote #362
Emily L: Wow Christian, you and the animals. You're always talking about breeding turtles, and Siberian tigers, and Norwegian rabbits and--
Christian: Yeah, but there probably aren't even any rabbits in Norwegia.
Emily K and Emily L: Wait...
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Quote #391
What does IB mean?
Internal Bullshit!
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Quote #174
Substitute: I used to teach from a chair on a table!
Class: ...why?
Substitute: I used to love to do crazy stuff! Which reminds me... I want a bagel and cream cheese...
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Quote #533
Mrs. M.: Tea Cake's real name is Vergeable Woods.
Me: Haha Mrs. M., that sounds like a pornstar name.
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Quote #974
At the grade 10 information night.
Coordinator to crowd of parents: So these days whats the first thing kids will do to find information.
IBers in back:(simultaneous) GOOGLE
Coordinator: So when kids go to get their notes where do you think they will go these days.
IBers: (simultaneous) MOODLE
Parent later on: what the $#@^ is Moodle
Us: MOODLE is an acronym for modulated object oriented learning environment.
obviously confused Parent: can you translate that for me?
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Quote #1264
SL & HL Biology class.
Topic was ecology and energy flow in a food web.
Teacher:
"So if we have 14 tons of vegetables and a mutant mouse eats them all you get 10% energy going to the mouse and 90% is lost. If an elephant then eats the mouse it gets 10% energy and 90% is lost. A Dragon might then eat the elephant and if this happens it will get 10% energy and 90% is lost. Now, if we choose to make Dragon meat-stakes, how many stakes would we get?"
The answer was 40 Dragon meat-stakes. He then proceeded to ensure that we wouldn´t use this magnificent example in the finals.
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Quote #219
Thelma after dropping out of IB
Thelma: Hey, I can't stand Math Studies anymore, that's why I dropped out .
Student: Wow that sucks.
Thelma: Yeah, and I heard that AP Geometry and AP Algebra at my friend's school are so much easier.
Student: -_-
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Quote #447
Hey Todd! Your epididymis is showing!
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Quote #505
*a teacher is explaining about metallic bonding to Chemistry students*
Teacher: Metallic bonding have high conductivity because of the sea of electrons
Student: ...
*the teacher keeps explaining*
Student: ... *looking confused and look at the teacher*
*the teacher keeps explaining further*
Teacher: The low ionization energy, malleability and ductility are also because of the sea of electrons *writes 'sea of electrons' on the whiteboard*
Student: OHHH!! It's sea of electron. Now it makes sense... I thought you said C of electrons.
Other classmates: bleh -_-"
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Quote #731
Bard on the beach watching King Lear:
Kahan: You wanna know the difference between us and normies?
Maxim: We are smarter, more powerful, and we actually are culturally trained?
Kahan: No! When we go to these things, we actually want to watch, when the normies go, they just do it to make their parents pay the $15 and get outta class.
Maxim: But we got outta class too....
Kahan: We did something good with our lives...
Maxim: Watch a play with vacuum cleaners, guns, and business suits?
Kahan: Yah.
(5 minutes later)
English Teacher: What are you guys gossiping about?
Kahan: We are talking about the play, really!
English Teacher: Pfft. Tell me what you told Maxim then!
Kahan: We wasted...er... spent the time at the play very well and with a good purpose.
=D
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Quote #1175
Grace: "Okay so how many labs can we do in the next two years?"
Biology Teacher: "Well, we could do this, this, and this, and... if other ideas... brain unit... and conditioned the cats..." *continues on tangent for about ten minutes*
Grace: "Okay wait so what was the answer to how many labs?"
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Quote #361
Chatting in IB Biology:
IB Girl L: "Yeah, first I had a tumor, then I got cancer, and then--"
IB Girl K: "Whoa! Oh my God! When was this??"
IB Girl L: "Wait, did I just say cancer?"
IB Girl K: "Yes.."
IB Girl L: "Oh. I MEAN, first I had a cyst, then I got surgery!"
IB Girl K: "Well... that's kinda different then, isn't it?"
Both, in a strange tumble of words: "we need to sleep... we've been studying too much...f*cking IB..."
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Quote #1094
(Class just receives Biology quizzes back in which everybody failed horribly)
MR. K: Okay kids, come on now...lets see. Do you guys know what this class doesn't do?
Student: STUDY.
Mr. K: You all don't...(laughs at comment) haha I was going to say you all don't ever wash the sinks but yes. START STUDYING.
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Quote #1410
What's the difference between a dead person and an IB student?
-NOTHING
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Quote #1932
Econ teacher: When investing in stocks you should look for things that are inelastic... like porn.
Student: Porn makes me inelastic.
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Quote #94
IBS: Internal Bowel Syndrome
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Quote #516
You know the IB has got you when somebody says "skeet" and the first thing you think of is the Olympic Sport...
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Quote #363
AP/IB Calculus teacher, in an attempt to "engage us":
WHERE DID PI GO? We've been *doing* pi all morning! But this isn't a disc, this isn't a circle. It's a triangle--YA KNOW?
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Quote #841
Substitute Teacher: So... you guys are in IB?
Class: Yes.
Substitute Teacher: That's like AP, right?
Class: No, it's different.
Substitute Teacher: But both programs let you earn college credits, right? Then they're the same.
Class: They're not the same!
(A short debate ensues. The sub still doesn't believe there's a difference between IB and AP.)
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Quote #1345
Student - Omg Spongebob is the best.
Teacher - Really?
Student - Yeah it totally pwns everything.
Teacher - You Obviously haven't had sex yet.
*Only in the IB*
SMT
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Quote #74
Mrs. Mahone, cherfully, in response to a complaining class:
"Welcome to IB!!!"
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Quote #406
I want to B ... dead
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Quote #1023
IB- abbreviation for Internal Brain-damage
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Quote #40
Naomi: Guys the end of the play says that, "I'd rather be dead than fat.......that's heavy"
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Quote #230
I BS CAS hours!
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Quote #245
Mike: *Throws grape in air and catches it with mouth*
Steph: Ooh! Let me try! *Throws grape in air... doesn't come down.*
Mike + Steph: What the fuck!?
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Quote #475
No matter how much homework you did last night, Cam did more.
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Quote #530
The 'taster sessions' for prospective IB students.
The IB coordinator has set up a 'speed dating session' for the prospective students to lunch with the current students.
General chatter is happening, most people just eating.
IB coordinator, a man in his 60s, walks in and looks about.
Teacher: Just checking you weren't all having an orgy
Students: *nervous laughter*
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Quote #2030
( Teacher talking to sophmore pre- IB about IB)
Teacher: You guys should stay in the program because it is a challenge. Its good too challenge yourself.
Student: Well swimming with sharks is a challenge?
Teacher: Who wants to take a dive?
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Quote #270
[IB Mathematics]
Ms. Frisbie: And this is why God made the table setting. Wait, God made Texas...
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Quote #368
Chem teacher looking at student's hair: Jessica your hair is so long and thick and has just the right curl to it...
Jessica: Thank you?
Chem teacher: and so soft....
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Quote #2038
IB pickup line:
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond!
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