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J: Omg the jokes on IBquotes.com are SO relate able and funny!
A: Yeah iv read all of them 3 times and made notes on them
H: now THATS what the IB does to you! AAGH!
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Quote #509
What men love to see in women: their Y=X^2. (shaped like a "camel toe")
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Quote #570
Mr Edward: hey, what's your name?
Student: Edward sir
Mr Edward: you should be smart then, because your name is Edward. That's why my parents give me name Edward!
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Quote #1917
Student 1: Hey! Someone quoted me on IBQuotes!
Student 2: Cool. *Hifive* They quoted you wrong though...
Student 1: They ruined the joke! Noooooo!!!! ...
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Quote #1119
ib spelling: today's word, acquaintance
Dina says:
i just spelled it out thouh
Dina says:
*though
Dina says:
like, aqquaintance
Dina says:
ahah
Dina says:
wow thats pretty bad
Dusan says:
hahaha
Dusan says:
2 q's?
Dusan says:
wtf!
Dina says:
yeah i dunno
Dina says:
i like putting double letters in big words
Dina says:
cause most big words have two letters that are the same consecutively
Dina says:
so
Dina says:
just to be on the safe side
Dina says:
yknow
Dusan says:
hahaha
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Quote #11
Mickelli: I'm too pretty to get a job, I'll break my nails, my skin will dry up, my hair will get messed...
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Quote #1721
"is" = the worst word in the human dictionary.
"is" should die...
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Quote #31
"I love you JT" - Josh
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Quote #1507
You know you're in IB when you vote thumbs down to quotes just so yours appears higher on the Top Quotes list..
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Quote #1527
Ravneet - I hate "ibquotes.com". The jokes aren't even funny. Gabi laughs at them...
Merrideth - You just don't get it because you're stupid.
Ravneet - Then how did I get into IB?
Merrideth - The IB program is also stupid.
Ravneet - You're in the IB program...
Merrideth - My parents made me. That makes sense because they are stupid, too.
Ravneet - You've got a point...
Merrideth - Why are you calling my parents STUPID?
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Quote #2810
IB teacher: does anyone know why we have a double sphincter in the anus?
IB student: so nothing will go up your ass?
IB teacher: ...no, i'm pretty sure you can make things go up your anus if you try hard enough
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Quote #1799
IB has ruined our life for 2 years, but it will help us in a long run if we get good score.
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Quote #717
these IB quotes are oh so shamefully LAME. As an IB student myself,I find this sense of humour murderously dry. Come on guys, just coz ur doin IB, doesnt mean u gotta lower ur yourselves voluntarily to the status of lowlife nerds!
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Quote #1749
Whoever has time to come on this site is either not in IB or going to drop out of IB.
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