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IB = I Beer
IA = Internal AssAssment
EE = Extruded Essay
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Conversation with our Indian physics teacher (dickhead)
Teacher: So the fuel for a thermal reactor is uranium
Student: whats a thermal reactor?
Teacher: yea uranium
Student: no sir that doesn't make sense
Another student: yea uranium is the fuel and-
10 MINUTES LATER
Teacher: oh the thermal reactor? oh thats like a cham-ber (accent)
Student: what's a cham-ber?
Another Student: oh CHAMBER!
Teacher: yea that!
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Grace: *pointing at a picture of a soldier* whats this?
Dusan: Well grace, thats called a MAN.
Ms Kwok: Dusan! Come here!
* Dusan walks up towards the front of the class all panicky*
Ms Kwok: Listen, stop being so mean to Grace. She's not like you, she's very fragile and you shouldn't toy with her like that, It doesn't help that you have little girls laughing at her too.
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IB... some people have made this isnt to "im better than you corse" this is as A-level students tent to get on at us .... infact we are the "im better than you cours" ... when exams come it will take half the time to think of a way too kill myself.
Vote: -197 | Permalink
" A Wet Willy is like a French Kiss in the ear" -Chris Lee
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What men love to see in women: their Y=X^2. (shaped like a "camel toe")
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J: Omg the jokes on IBquotes.com are SO relate able and funny!
A: Yeah iv read all of them 3 times and made notes on them
H: now THATS what the IB does to you! AAGH!
Vote: -230 | Permalink
Mr Edward: hey, what's your name?
Student: Edward sir
Mr Edward: you should be smart then, because your name is Edward. That's why my parents give me name Edward!
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Student 1: Hey! Someone quoted me on IBQuotes!
Student 2: Cool. *Hifive* They quoted you wrong though...
Student 1: They ruined the joke! Noooooo!!!! ...
Vote: -276 | Permalink
Most recent jokes ive heard ..
IB student - "your mums so fat she causes dark flow"
A level student - "wht do women call it PMT.
As mad cow desease was already taken"...
Seriously... we can see a distinct differnce :P
Vote: -277 | Permalink
ib spelling: today's word, acquaintance
i just spelled it out thouh
wow thats pretty bad
yeah i dunno
i like putting double letters in big words
cause most big words have two letters that are the same consecutively
just to be on the safe side
Vote: -313 | Permalink
Mickelli: I'm too pretty to get a job, I'll break my nails, my skin will dry up, my hair will get messed...
Vote: -354 | Permalink
"is" = the worst word in the human dictionary.
"is" should die...
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"I love you JT" - Josh
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Ravneet - I hate "ibquotes.com". The jokes aren't even funny. Gabi laughs at them...
Merrideth - You just don't get it because you're stupid.
Ravneet - Then how did I get into IB?
Merrideth - The IB program is also stupid.
Ravneet - You're in the IB program...
Merrideth - My parents made me. That makes sense because they are stupid, too.
Ravneet - You've got a point...
Merrideth - Why are you calling my parents STUPID?
Vote: -543 | Permalink
You know you're in IB when you vote thumbs down to quotes just so yours appears higher on the Top Quotes list..
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IB teacher: does anyone know why we have a double sphincter in the anus?
IB student: so nothing will go up your ass?
IB teacher: ...no, i'm pretty sure you can make things go up your anus if you try hard enough
Vote: -672 | Permalink
IB has ruined our life for 2 years, but it will help us in a long run if we get good score.
Vote: -812 | Permalink
these IB quotes are oh so shamefully LAME. As an IB student myself,I find this sense of humour murderously dry. Come on guys, just coz ur doin IB, doesnt mean u gotta lower ur yourselves voluntarily to the status of lowlife nerds!
Vote: -1015 | Permalink
Whoever has time to come on this site is either not in IB or going to drop out of IB.
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