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You now when you are in IB when you notice that someone spelled heterozygous wrong on this website....
HAHA
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Quote #573
little sister: why aren't you sleeping?
IB student: it's 10 pm
little sister: exactly. you said that everyone needs their beauty rest. you don't want eye bags do you?
IB student: shut up. i have a math portfolio to finish
little sister: mommyy!!!!
IB student: *eyes glued on computer*
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Quote #1067
Selling for Bead for Life...
Alanah: "Okay Michael, so you need to bring money to buy necklaces for your mom and female relatives."
Michael: "...Do I get CAS hours for it?"
Alanah: "No, but we do!"
Michael: "Wtf."
Patricia: "Cathy, tell Mr. Ha we got more beads so he can buy something for his wife for Christmas!"
Cathy: "Do I get CAS hours for it?"
Patricia: "..." Thinking: That phrase is overused.
Cathy: "Okay fine."
She never told him anything.
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Quote #1758
After Patrick takes out a non-graphing calculator ( a TI-15 instead of a TI-84)
Jon: Ha your calculator doesn't even have graphing!!!!!!!!!!!
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* Only at IB
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Quote #521
SCHOOL IS DEATH!
IB IS HELL!
CHEMISTRY IS SATAN HIMSELF!
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Quote #1180
IB there for I think
I think there for I drink
...hahahaah yeah in my abundent spare time!!
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Quote #227
While you lot are adding quotes, some of us are doing our work!
(from Tino Tenda and Saquib Ali)
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Quote #1008
CAS = Childish Action of Students
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Quote #355
IB = I Beer
IA = Internal AssAssment
EE = Extruded Essay
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Quote #1651
(This occurred while taking an AR test on the book "Ender's Game", Mr.B was telling us what we should type in as our password, after we logged in)
Mr.B- "For your password type in your initials."
Kaitlin- "Do you want our middle initial too?
Mr.B- "Just the initials of your first and last name."
(Mr.B then realizes that our password is two a's)
Mr.B- "Sorry guys, your password is "aa".
Kaitlin- "What kind of a's? Do you want two capital,two lowercase, or one of each?"
Sarah- "Just type in two a's Kait!!!"
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Quote #246
Steph: *throws grape in air, attempting to catch it in mouth. It falls to the ground.*
Steph: Meh, I'll throw it away.
*Tosses it at the trashcan, but instead it bounces of the side of the keyboard, off the frame of her bed, and lands at her feet*
Steph: Ok... no one saw that...
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Quote #665
Conversation with our Indian physics teacher (dickhead)
Teacher: So the fuel for a thermal reactor is uranium
Student: whats a thermal reactor?
Teacher: uranium
Student: huh?
Teacher: yea uranium
Student: no sir that doesn't make sense
Another student: yea uranium is the fuel and-
10 MINUTES LATER
Teacher: oh the thermal reactor? oh thats like a cham-ber (accent)
Student: what's a cham-ber?
Another Student: oh CHAMBER!
Teacher: yea that!
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Quote #1337
History pun: When it comes to height, South Koreans have an inch off.
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Quote #1649
IB student asks their friend's brother "Where do you go to school at?"
Friend's brother says "I be at Seminole"
IB student: "You're in IB too?"
Friend's brother: "No"
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Quote #1787
It took me 2 whole years of history to figure out what an idiot Mussolini was.
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Quote #1075
THIS SITE IS PROOF THAT THE NERD SYNDROME IS A WORLD WIDE EPIDEMIA.
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Quote #1439
Non-IB: So, how do you think you'll do on the IB exams?
IB: Well, I think I'll probably pass. I just have to study 4 hours each day.
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Quote #1493
Two ib students talking about something not school related. Ib student 1: thats like the complete opposite of what ur saying it's like a reciprocal ib student 2: your moms a reciprocal.
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Quote #1850
The 5th graders are touring the IB middle school to see if they want to apply next year. They arrive at an 8th grade classroom. An 8th grader screams, "RUN! RUN AS FAST AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN! JUST GET AWAY FROM HERE! DO NOT PASS GO AND DO NOT COLLECT $200!!!!!"
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Quote #994
Grace: *pointing at a picture of a soldier* whats this?
Dusan: Well grace, thats called a MAN.
*class laughs*
Ms Kwok: Dusan! Come here!
* Dusan walks up towards the front of the class all panicky*
Ms Kwok: Listen, stop being so mean to Grace. She's not like you, she's very fragile and you shouldn't toy with her like that, It doesn't help that you have little girls laughing at her too.
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Quote #38
" A Wet Willy is like a French Kiss in the ear" -Chris Lee
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Quote #509
What men love to see in women: their Y=X^2. (shaped like a "camel toe")
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Quote #570
Mr Edward: hey, what's your name?
Student: Edward sir
Mr Edward: you should be smart then, because your name is Edward. That's why my parents give me name Edward!
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Quote #11
Mickelli: I'm too pretty to get a job, I'll break my nails, my skin will dry up, my hair will get messed...
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Quote #1119
ib spelling: today's word, acquaintance
Dina says:
i just spelled it out thouh
Dina says:
*though
Dina says:
like, aqquaintance
Dina says:
ahah
Dina says:
wow thats pretty bad
Dusan says:
hahaha
Dusan says:
2 q's?
Dusan says:
wtf!
Dina says:
yeah i dunno
Dina says:
i like putting double letters in big words
Dina says:
cause most big words have two letters that are the same consecutively
Dina says:
so
Dina says:
just to be on the safe side
Dina says:
yknow
Dusan says:
hahaha
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Quote #2810
IB teacher: does anyone know why we have a double sphincter in the anus?
IB student: so nothing will go up your ass?
IB teacher: ...no, i'm pretty sure you can make things go up your anus if you try hard enough
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Quote #31
"I love you JT" - Josh
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Quote #1721
"is" = the worst word in the human dictionary.
"is" should die...
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Quote #1507
You know you're in IB when you vote thumbs down to quotes just so yours appears higher on the Top Quotes list..
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Quote #1527
Ravneet - I hate "ibquotes.com". The jokes aren't even funny. Gabi laughs at them...
Merrideth - You just don't get it because you're stupid.
Ravneet - Then how did I get into IB?
Merrideth - The IB program is also stupid.
Ravneet - You're in the IB program...
Merrideth - My parents made me. That makes sense because they are stupid, too.
Ravneet - You've got a point...
Merrideth - Why are you calling my parents STUPID?
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Quote #1799
IB has ruined our life for 2 years, but it will help us in a long run if we get good score.
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Quote #717
these IB quotes are oh so shamefully LAME. As an IB student myself,I find this sense of humour murderously dry. Come on guys, just coz ur doin IB, doesnt mean u gotta lower ur yourselves voluntarily to the status of lowlife nerds!
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Quote #1749
Whoever has time to come on this site is either not in IB or going to drop out of IB.
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