Browsing 50 random quotations.

Quote #1293

(Class is studying their final poem)

English teacher: Well, I can't tell you what's on your Oral Commentaries.


English teacher: But, well, you know, this poem probably isn't going to be on there. Neither is this one, by the way...

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Quote #596

(After an IB AP Government has been taking straight notes for an hour and a half)

Teacher: You know how you guys have to do conditioning for spring sports? Sometimes I think we should have conditioning for AP Government. Like, I pull you guys in here a week before school starts and make you write lines with weighted pencils, run around the track while listing the positions in the White House Office. Then, when you got around to the actual class, it would seem FUN.

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Quote #520

----- NICOLA ----- QUEENSLANDER!!!!!!!!!!! says:
o yeh coz i can do chem while sleeping
»josh« says:
of course you can
»josh« says:
havent you heard of sleepworking?
»josh« says:
apparently IB students are very good at it...

this took place in an msn convo at 12:11am

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Quote #1386

Non-IB Student: If a tree falls in the woods, and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

IB Student: If no one is around to hear or see this "tree", how do you know it exists?

Non-IB Student: ...

IB Student: ...and then, if you've never been to this "wood", how do you know it exists?

Non-IB Student: ...

IB Student: Moreover, where are these "woods"? You have to examine it from a cultural aspect, as well.

Non-IB Student: ...JUST FORGET IT.

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Quote #455

Student 1: The answer obviously equals to 1327. Then if you need to multiply it by 7.794 to get the answer to b. the answer should be around 8000-9000
Student 2: Yes...okay....but I asked for your phone number

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Quote #414

You know you're in IB when you can see individual air molecules vibrating

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Quote #1565

You know IB has gotten to you when you call the kids that aren't in IB the normal kids... and even worse is when you call them "The Norms"

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Quote #1084

"Spark Notes are too long."

-IB Senior

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Quote #3939

Rebel: Sneaks out/in of their house when they're supposed to be sleeping.
IB Rebel: Sneaks around own house to print homework when they're supposed to be sleeping.

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Quote #267

IB English Teacher: After reading your World Lit papers, I wanted to go spend my night drinking and drown my sorrows in alcohol.
*Class roars with laughter*
IB English Teacher: What? I AM over 21, you know.
Student: The legal drinking age is 19.
IB English Teacher: Well, I'm over 19 too.

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Quote #250

In a physics class about elementary particles:

Student: Do these particles move faster than the speed of light?

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Quote #362

Emily L: Wow Christian, you and the animals. You're always talking about breeding turtles, and Siberian tigers, and Norwegian rabbits and--
Christian: Yeah, but there probably aren't even any rabbits in Norwegia.
Emily K and Emily L: Wait...

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Quote #202

IB...keeps laughing at me while doing me anally ='(

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Quote #465

4.6 GPA IB Student: How do you spell 'tuesday'?

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Quote #1507

You know you're in IB when you vote thumbs down to quotes just so yours appears higher on the Top Quotes list..

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Quote #1954

Only in IB is the threat:
"I'll smash your graphing calculator!"
More effective than a gun to th head.

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Quote #678

(In an IB Psych activity)

Student 1: What is your idea of hell?
Student 2: A teacher with a 30% pass rate.

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Quote #192

Non-IB: "IBs don't socialise."

IB: "Sure we do, but it's just in the library..."

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Quote #223

Discussing a valentines day party:

English Teacher: So if you bring valentines, bring one for everyone. I don't want one kid getting none and another getting 5.

Michael: But that's reality!

English Teacher: Be quiet Michael, I'm doing you a favor. You won't get any anyways.

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Quote #630

IB student muttering while taking a physics exam: at least hell is worse than this

satan: wow, he thinks hell is worse that IB!

*everyone in hell laugh as they were engulfed in red hot fire*

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Quote #497

After months of envying the IB Enviromental Systems Kid's easy course work, Us IB Physics kids finally had something to hold over them:

Rocket Launching!!!!!

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Quote #458

IB sucks the living and mortal soul from your body

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Quote #348

(IB student Daniel criticising grammar on this site)

"Not the best grammar...........oh shit, I'm becoming like them...!"

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Quote #1436

Pre-IB: I'm thinking about taking 4 Higher Levels next year.

Ignorance is bliss.

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Quote #1017

(Flora Coughing)

Cathy: Are you okay?

Flora: Yeah, I just got some juice down my trachea.

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Quote #1420

Facebook Status:
Martin's environment is a product of himself. 10:00pm

Zanib: you got a big head
Martin: youve got a big left amygdala
Zanib: your pituitary is raging with hormones
Martin Ralston: erhm hem...your axons are quite obviously unmyelinated, and as such your parasympathetic nervous system responds to stimuli of all varieties at a much slower speed than that of my own, the axons of which are myelinated. Indeed, my Schwann cells have been called quite spectacular by some.

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Quote #1122

Minds are like parachutes just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can have someone elses.

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Quote #800

Two IB students: (one bent over in front of the other)
IB Chemistry teacher: HEY! No covalent bonding without C3H3N!

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Quote #645

C: Did you hear the one about the guy who owned the hotel?
J: No...
C: Don't worry, it's an inn-side joke
J: *blank look*
C:*writes it down*
B: That's not even funny

C and J do IB
B does not

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Quote #999

Jess: Ouch, I just hit myself with the corner of that bag thing.
Jill: Isn't it circular?
Jess: Yah, so?
Jill: Circles don't have corners.
Jess: Yah, I guess you're right, I hit myself with the edge.
Jill: They don't have edges either.
Jess: Whatever.
Jill: I'm telling Mr. Clark (HL Math Teacher).

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Quote #1651

(This occurred while taking an AR test on the book "Ender's Game", Mr.B was telling us what we should type in as our password, after we logged in)

Mr.B- "For your password type in your initials."
Kaitlin- "Do you want our middle initial too?
Mr.B- "Just the initials of your first and last name."

(Mr.B then realizes that our password is two a's)

Mr.B- "Sorry guys, your password is "aa".
Kaitlin- "What kind of a's? Do you want two capital,two lowercase, or one of each?"
Sarah- "Just type in two a's Kait!!!"

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Quote #2090

Me: "Mum, I'm finding the IB really hard at the moment"
Mum: "It's not THAT bad"
Me: How would you know?
Mum: I don't know; I like it that way.

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Quote #228

You know you're in IB when you start analyzing newspaper articles!

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Quote #848

English Class studying "Death of a Salesman"

Student: Hold on! Doesn't having a 'Requiem' spoil the ending? I mean we didn't know that Willy actually died just then!

Teacher: Did you even LOOK at the title of the play? .....DEATH of a salesman?

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Quote #38

" A Wet Willy is like a French Kiss in the ear" -Chris Lee

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Quote #298

German teacher/ex-FBI Agent explains how to connect nine dots with three lines without moving the pencil.

Herr Davis: If I walked through that wall I could keep going until....... and the dots would be connected.

Student: I have $5 for you to walk through that wall, that's what they taught you in the FBI.

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Quote #1823

You know your in IB when you and another IB student have a debate that culminates in "Hitler was really not that bad of a leader..."

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Quote #28

(During TOK class): Okay, I don't mean to be offensive... but I mean, the definition of art has a limit. If it sucks, then it's not art.

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Quote #1898

Non-IB Student: I just got 75 hours of community service for getting caught drinking last month.
IB Student: I've got 150 to do.
Non-IB Student: DAMN, what'd you do?!

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Quote #753

Frustrated IB Student: You know what? I don't want to wear a normal graduation cap when i graduate. I want a freaking tiara.

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Quote #49

IB is like the morning run: you may be grudgingly putting on your sports cloths and regret bitterly about your stupid decision to do this pointless thing everyday while you are running , but in the end you still do it everyday.

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Quote #1278

Chuck Norris got a 50 in IB
Thats right, a 50
And he did 9 HL subjects
You heard me

-Ben Cole, Queensland Academy of Health Sciences

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Quote #242

Javier: From now on, we'll refer to Thelma as New Orleans.
Mike: Uhm...why?
Javier: Well, as you know, New Orleans is also known as "The Big Easy".

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Quote #623

IB is like a lousy whore.
You get no satisfaction.
And you realise you're paying money to do it.

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Quote #1195

Would it count as action, service, or creativity hours if i punch Alec in the face?

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Quote #53

Teacher: A catalyst is something that speeds up a chemical reaction, but it's not involved in the reaction itself.

Student: Um.. can you give us a real life example?

Teacher: Sure, I tell my son to clean up his room, he says no, I ask him nicely, he still says no, so then, I take out my belt and and ask him again, he runs up to clean it.

Student: O.o

Teacher: See, the belt it not never touched him, but it speeds up the reaction.

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Quote #1368

Patricia: Say something sweet and corny. <3<3
Nate: I don't know.
Patricia: Come on!
Nate: What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.
Patricia: ...Oh God.

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Quote #323

(IB Coordinator has just had a baby, and brought her to school).

Student 1: (to baby) Are you going to be in IB when you're all grown up?
IB Coordinator: Say, 'Dear God, no.'

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Quote #438

IB Graffiti: y=mx+biatch!

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Quote #187

IB Physics Lecture: Force at a distance is "magic". Fields allow us to abstractly quantify the magic.
Student 1: Magic?
Student 2: We should remember to put that on the test.

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