Quote #833

IB English Teacher: So, what do you think will happen at the end of this book?

IB student: I think everyone is going to die.

IB English Teacher: (surprised at answer) why do you say that?!

IB student: (matter of factly) Well, there's at least a 50% mortality rate in all of our books.

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