Quote #579

IB Teacher: Haha, another IB couple? I've noticed that IB students only date within the program, probably because you're all so isolated from the rest of the school.
IB Student: That's not the reason at all. IB Students are bred to look for a mate that looks good on paper. Who looks best on paper? A fellow IB person. After all, we're intelligent and also forced by CAS hours to be athletic, do something creative like play a musical instrument, and be an active member in the community. Thus, to us, a Normie is not very attractive. Especially considering that all the Normies who've asked me out were getting C's or lower... That's such a gross dealbreaker.
IB Teacher: This is math class! Not psychology! Don't go off on a tangent from me making one comment!

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