Quote #2074

10 IB Pickup lines:

1. "You're so hot you denature my enzymes"
2. "I'm Homozygous recessive. Wanna do a test cross?"
3. "I wish I was DNA helicase so I could unzip your jeans/genes"
4. "girl whenever I'm around you, i undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away"
5. "Are you a start codon? because youre turning me on!"
6. "If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?"
7. "Are you an asymptote? because i feel myself getting closer."
8. "im attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun- with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared."
9. "You must be an asymptote, because all my functions bend around you."
10. "If I were a nitrogen base, I would be adenine so I could be paired with U."

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