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Looking at an abstract picture:
Student 1: Hey it says TOK yo!
Student 2: Uh... it's Tokyo!
Student 1: @#$*!
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Quote #76
NO, I can't wake up yet, I don't have a conclusion.
(a thought I had just before waking up, didn't have a conclusion in whatever dream I was having).
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Quote #75
Student: Sir. For our french exam, how many essays do we need to write?
French Teacher: Umm, let me check.
Student: You're teaching IB french and have been for 3 years and you can't remember?
French Teacher: Well, I forgot.
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Quote #74
Mrs. Mahone, cherfully, in response to a complaining class:
"Welcome to IB!!!"
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Quote #73
During a math class
Student 1: God you're stupid! How can you not get this quadratic?
Student 2: Suck my parabola!
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Quote #72
Ms. Preston- Are there any questions about the essay question in the Walden test?
Student- Whats the question going to be?
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Quote #71
Coordinator: Hey Guys! There's a Blood Donation session tomorrow, I hope you can make it!
Student: Do we get CAS hours??
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Quote #70
English teacher: "So in House of the Spirits, you have Miguel and Alba, Pedro and Blanca, Nicolas and Amanda...it's an orgy of forbidden love!"
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Quote #68
“Imagination, initiative and creativity are not required and will be severely punished. This is the IB!” - History Teacher, HL revision session.
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Quote #67
The number 45 never looked so high until now...
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Quote #66
"Could you guys stop arguing over my head? I'm trying to READ"
A student in ITGS class, when another student was whining at the teacher
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Quote #65
Mr. Belbin: Hey guys, this article is very American because the author is American.
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Quote #64
Student 1: I'm scared of holding glass stuff because I'm afraid they'll break.
Student 2: Yeah, I'm scared of holding babies... you might hold them wrong, or drop them, or hurt them. That's why I always hold my babies when I'm sitting down.
Student: omfg... shit
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Quote #63
I.B is good for people with suicidal tendencies: instead of sitting down at 5pm to start a 2000-word essay and thinking, 'Oh my God, I want to die,' you sit down at 2am to start a 2000-word essay and all you can think is 'Oh my God, I want to sleep.'
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Quote #62
ib student: to what conlusion can we reach?
ib student 2: that a dog ..... is an animal
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Quote #61
ib student: sleep ... makes you sleepy
(40-point diploma student)
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Quote #60
Student 1: What's 2 times 9 again?
Student 2: Let me just get my GDC
Student 1: Wow ... we've actually forgotten how to think
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Quote #59
"You guys are data bulimics. You just swallow it and then spew it out for the test. It's disgusting."
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Quote #58
ToK in a Nutshell:
The Question: How do we know?
The Answer:We don't.
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Quote #57
Chemistry Teacher: You guys will start the group 4 project next week. You will learn how to socialize with others and have fun.
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Quote #56
Frank: Are you talking about the frog's photosynthesis?
(This took place after TOK)
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Quote #55
IB is like a new mattress. Hard at the beginning and you cannot sleep; but then it seems soft and you learn to rest.
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Quote #54
Literature Teacher: Nuns dress in black because they are all married with Jesus, who is dead.
Caesar: So Jesus is a polygam?
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Quote #53
Teacher: A catalyst is something that speeds up a chemical reaction, but it's not involved in the reaction itself.
Student: Um.. can you give us a real life example?
Teacher: Sure, I tell my son to clean up his room, he says no, I ask him nicely, he still says no, so then, I take out my belt and and ask him again, he runs up to clean it.
Student: O.o
Teacher: See, the belt it not never touched him, but it speeds up the reaction.
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Quote #52
Once on a msn discussion about math portfolio
Quan: How many words do you have?
I.W: 140k and adding
Quat:....O.O ....
I.W: almost level 26 what level are you?
Quan:.....(30 seconds later) 35 =.=
I.W: O woot? ...... rite ....math portfolio... lol 1.5k words right now....thought u were asking about .... ye anyways p.k?
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Quote #51
Physics teacher: One I was on the plane and I saw some lightning between clouds in the air. It was like fireworks, so pretty!
Class: So didn't you feel uncomfortable at all that you were in a metal thing in the air in a thunderstorm?
Physics teacher: Why would I be? A plane is in a cage, it is an insulator... (insert explanation about physics)... so the only risk is really rare, and is that the plane could catch on fire, but that's not going to happen.
Class: What about the people who DIDN'T know this on the plane...?
Physics teacher: How could they not have liked the lightning show?
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Quote #50
I absolutely HATE all people who have biased opinions.
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Quote #49
IB is like the morning run: you may be grudgingly putting on your sports cloths and regret bitterly about your stupid decision to do this pointless thing everyday while you are running , but in the end you still do it everyday.
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Quote #48
(on an MSN chat)
Person 1: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Person 2: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Person 1: Whoever types it first wins!
Person 2: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Person 1: Fuck you just copied it.
Person 2: huh..?
Person 1: Prove that you didn't copy it, you maker of logical fallacies!
Person 2: Me too.
Person 1: Started your math portfolio yet?
Person 2: What's a math portfolio?
Person 1: Fuck, wrong chat.
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Quote #47
TOK Teacher/ English teacher: You guys should have wrote it down.
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Quote #46
IB Coordinator: You can't go and screw around with the teachers!
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Quote #45
ToK teacher: In year three you have to be like wine bottles - mature.
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Quote #44
ToK teacher: (insert here a long, poetic and prestigious definition about what mathematics is). I think however that math... is a broccoli.
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Quote #43
Guy runs down the hallway singing at the top of his voice during IA deadline period: Life is hard enough, for us.
His father, the IB coordinator, passes him: Life? You don't have a life. You're in IB2! Be quiet and no running in the hallways.
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Quote #42
In a class before Christmas break of IB2 year:
Teacher: Have a good break. I'm sure you'll all study like hell during the break for the mock exams Christmas.
Student (mutters): Like hell we will.
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Quote #41
IB is like vegetables. It sucks but it's good for you in the long run.
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Quote #40
Naomi: Guys the end of the play says that, "I'd rather be dead than fat.......that's heavy"
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Quote #39
Ms Jelena: "If the Hells Angels had stock, I would buy so much of that"
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Quote #38
" A Wet Willy is like a French Kiss in the ear" -Chris Lee
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Quote #37
Person 1: Damn you! You're so not art.
Person 2: Is that supposed to be an insult?
Person 1: Of course. You're not art, which means you're not beautiful, you can't be interpreted, and that you weren't created by intent.
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Quote #36
Class: You know, lots of people can access that...
Mr. Belbin: I know what you guys mean, but it's not like any random Bloe Joe on the street knows how to use it.
Class: hahahahaha!!
Mr. Belbin: Sometimes I just don't understand you guys.
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Quote #35
Class: What do you mean by political influence?
Mr. Belbin: I mean, that if George's Bush decides to use this technology to monitor his citizens then it wouldn't be ethical.
Class: hahahahahaha!!!
Mr. Belbin: What are you guys all laughing at?
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Quote #34
(on MSN)
Person 1: Damnit more ITGS homework
Person 2: kawk
Person 2: *lawl
Person 2: omfg...
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Quote #33
IB helps you with stress management. It throws all this stress at you and says, 'Manage it!' Then you have your breakdown and you get over it.
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Quote #32
"Mao Ze-Dong!" - Josh
In response to the Carsoninian one enterting the room.
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Quote #31
"I love you JT" - Josh
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Quote #30
Class: Well there are other things to consider.
Mr. Belbin: That's opening another can of beans, guys
Class: hahahaha!!
Mr. Belbin: Did I say something wrong?
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Quote #29
Physics student: Hey I heard you can use an automatic rifle!
Mrs. Birsan (physics teacher): Yeah, but I won't use it on anyone... well maybe when someone doesn't do their homework...
Physics student: Eeks! That's some good motivation!
Mrs. Birsan: No, then I could shoot myself due to the frustration. What were YOU thinking?
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Quote #28
(During TOK class): Okay, I don't mean to be offensive... but I mean, the definition of art has a limit. If it sucks, then it's not art.
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Quote #27
Mr. Hughes (chemistry teacher): Give me an element.
Jason (shouting): Strontium!
Mr. Hughes: ok Carbon.
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