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Quote #1241

ToK Teacher: There's a new CAS curriculum! Now you don't just get 150 hours as fast as you can and you're done. Now you have to keep doing regular CAS projects for the next two years!
IB Students: Our lives are over.

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Quote #1240

Let's all go drink some water and make our cells hypotonic!!!!!!!!!!!

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Quote #1239

Student 1:Imagine what would happen if you stuck 50 IB students on a plane.
Student 2: That would be funny and i'd bring my video camera too.
Student 1: Why?
Student 2: So I could film the rest of the passengers jumping out the back door.

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Quote #1237

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[7:43pm] Andy: i cant believe you cited that charlie o_O...

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Quote #1233

IB stands for

Its Bullsh**

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Quote #1232

IB pick up line:
I wish I was cosine squared and you were sine squared so that together we could be one.

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Quote #1231

You know you're in IB when you procrastinate with other IBers, you wind up talking about school.

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Quote #1229

Asian: Yeah, I never went to math camp, isn't that sad?

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Quote #1228

In IB, we start to forget grade school knowledge.

IB Student: Wait, caterpillars and butterflies are related?

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Quote #1227

Non-IB: Did you watch House last night?
IB Kid: I don't watch TV anymore.
Non-IB: No way! In middle school, you were like a TV officianado or something.
IN Kid: I gave it up cold turkey for IB.

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Quote #1224

You know you've done too much TOK when you start having dreams that you've got no assesment.

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Quote #1223

Mom: Please, buy the white dress to wear to prom, it looks gorgeous on you!
Patricia: Noo, but I like this other one so much more. It'll be okay, I'll wear an even nicer white dress when I get married.
Mom: *squeaky voice* YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO GET MARRIED, YOU'RE IN IB!
Patricia: ...Mom?

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Quote #1222

Student in TOK class: Grr sometimes I wonder if IB was such a good idea in my educational career.
Teacher: Well you know the journey of learning has no end, and IB gives you a great head start in that.
Other student: So what we are really doing is sprinting the first 500 kilometers of a death march.
Teacher: *glares*

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Quote #1219

MTV in IB = Mass Temperature Volume

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Quote #1216

IB is the only place in the world that you can go to everyone you know and ask, "Wanna help me practice my oral?"
and get a resounding No.

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Quote #1215

Student 1: I have calculated the angle at which you can place your laptop so people passing by and the teacher won't notice you're on Facebook!

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Quote #1214

Student 1: I think I should take methamphetamine.

Bio teacher: Are you crazy? Those things eventually lead to psychosis!

Student: I don't care! I have to pass my IBs. I need all the energy and sleepless nights I can get.

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Quote #1208

regular kids skip chemistry to smoke. IB kids skip chemistry to watch the inauguration of Barack Obama

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Quote #1198

IB teacher: Okay well you guys can start now
IB student: Uhm, miss?
IB teacher: yes, what is it!
IB student: I have a question.
IB teacher: HOW CAN YOU HAVE A QUESTION!? This is GYM and we are playing cops and robbers!!!

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Quote #1197

We nerds will rule the land, because you cannot kill what already has no life.

CB IB Ottawa

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Quote #1196

IB - when the best way to spend a Friday night is at home writing your English WLA and then waking up the next morning with a hangover.

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Quote #1195

Would it count as action, service, or creativity hours if i punch Alec in the face?

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Quote #1193

Bio HL Teacher: They're protein molecules, they have no life.
IB Student: Cool, we have something in common.

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Quote #1191

Channa- "In Chemistry Class, Kindra said that her idol was Hugh Hefner."
Caleb- "I seriously have no idea who that is..."
Kindra- "Man, you must not masturbate at all!!!"

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Quote #1186

No IB student is a virgin.

They all get fucked by the IB.

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Quote #1183

(To the tune of "I Kissed a Girl")

This was not the way I planned,
To, go to college...
I got so brave, calculator in hand...
Lost my motivation
It's not what, I expected
Just want my choices...
I'm curious for IB,
Caught my attention...

I joined IB and I liked it...
Stress of the IB Rubric...
I joined IB just to try it,
I hope that AP don't mind it...
It felt like a blur
All those late nights
But now I speak spanish alright.
I joined IB and I liked it
I liked it...

No, I don't even know the name,
of my essay advisor
You're my experimental game
for the Bio IA!
It's not what,
normal kids do,
Not how they waste high school!
My head gets, so filled with...
All those trig facts!

I joined IB and I liked it,
The morning caffeine requirement...
I joined IB and I liked it,
let's hope those colleges do buy it...
It felt so wrong,
Now it's who I am,
Using Facebook to prep for exams...
I joined IB and I liked it...
I liked it...

Is appreciating IB so wrong?

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Quote #1182

IB Male Student: Would you like to get creative with me? (winks suggestively)
IB Female Student: No thanks, I'd rather not do you that service.
IB Male Student (disappointed): Awww, you won't give me any action? At all?
IB Female Student: Trust me, I already have enough hours!

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Quote #1180

IB there for I think
I think there for I drink
...hahahaah yeah in my abundent spare time!!

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Quote #1175

Grace: "Okay so how many labs can we do in the next two years?"
Biology Teacher: "Well, we could do this, this, and this, and... if other ideas... brain unit... and conditioned the cats..." *continues on tangent for about ten minutes*
Grace: "Okay wait so what was the answer to how many labs?"

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Quote #1170

HL Bio teacher: I'm not going to tell you the answers. I want you to suffer.
IB Student: It's like survival of the fittest!
Ex-IB Student: Except no one survives!

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Quote #1163

You know you're in IB when you eat 3 pints of ice cream in one sitting because you dropped 1 down in the rankings

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Quote #1149

An IB graduate skills.

veteran procrastinator.
immune to caffeine.
professional BSer
can function on little or no sleep.
Knows how to wright 4000 words of professional sounding jargon.
Is able to ask his or her long dead relatives for help completing projects by 5 in the morning.
Knows Stalin better than his grandmother.

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Quote #1142

Only in I.B. could you text someone at 1:30 in the morning and have them respond about the homework, and then proceed to finish the homework over the phone together

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Quote #1141

Two I.B. Students are at a Volleyball Tournament on a Saturday, in another city other than the one they practice in.

Student 1 (to her team): Hey guys, be careful of how hard you hit and serve the ball, the altitude is different.

Another Teammate: Why does the altitude matter?

Student 2: Well, the higher altitude alters the air pressure inside and outside of the ball itself, increasing the molecule movement, thus allowing for more potential energy to be translated into kinetic energy, allowing for the ball to stay suspended and go farther in the air. blah, blah, more complicated mathematical equations........

Student 1: Exactly

Another: Wow, where do you guys come up with this stuff? Are you in Physics?

Student 1 and 2 look at each other and laugh

Student 2: Nope, we're in I.B. We've been programmed to think that way. Even on a Saturday.

Student 1: So do you think we can count volleyball Hours today as creativity as well as action?

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Quote #1140

Soccer coach writes |V| on the board.

Normal players: oh yay! 1 on 1!

IB players: what's absolute value of v?

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Quote #1133

My homework is like my best friend... No matter what I do, it is always there for me!

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Quote #1131

Non IB: Sickness means missing school

IB: Miss school? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Quote #1124

Procrastination is like unprotected sex the more you do it the worse off you are.

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Quote #1123

Ib student 1 to coordinator:
You know the other day I was thinking about the long term affects of Ib. We are growing individuals and these two years of stress, malnutrition, sleep deprivation, minimal hygiene and spending hours on end staring at a computer screen not to mention the risk of brain cancer inherit in over-thinking everything. Like what do we get from it.
Coordinator:
You get a nice certificate.
Student 2:
Ya certificate of super-nerdyness.

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Quote #1122

Minds are like parachutes just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can have someone elses.

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Quote #1121

There are two certainties in life. Death and taxes.
There are two certainties in IB. Insanity and homework.

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Quote #1119

ib spelling: today's word, acquaintance

Dina says:
i just spelled it out thouh
Dina says:
*though
Dina says:
like, aqquaintance
Dina says:
ahah
Dina says:
wow thats pretty bad
Dusan says:
hahaha
Dusan says:
2 q's?
Dusan says:
wtf!
Dina says:
yeah i dunno
Dina says:
i like putting double letters in big words
Dina says:
cause most big words have two letters that are the same consecutively
Dina says:
so
Dina says:
just to be on the safe side
Dina says:
yknow
Dusan says:
hahaha

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Quote #1117

Real life is a holiday compared to the IB.

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Quote #1114

Teacher: The marks ranged from 37 to 3. Which is a good spread.

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Quote #1109

IB has taught me many useful things in terms of multitasking and time management. Only in IB are you capable of crying while finishing your IA and not only be able to see the paper perfectly, but not get a single tear on the page because you don't have time to redo it.

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Quote #1105

Student 1: What homework will we have over the Christmas break?

Math Teacher: Nothing! I want you to go and enjoy yourselves.

Student 2: Will that count for marks?

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Quote #1103

IB Bio Teacher: Okay, since the highest grade on your last test was a 70, I'm doing something very out of character and letting you guys do test corrections.
IB Kids: Wow, that's really nice!! Are you doing that because you're in the Christmas spirit?
IB Bio Teacher: No, I'm doing it because I'm scared of you guys.

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Quote #1102

Non-IB student: Get a life...

IB stident: Are you implying I have the time?

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Quote #1098

IB taught me that every time I learn something new I forget something else.

I realized this when the hardest part of a noncalculator SL Math test wasn't finding a derivative or a limit, but adding two numbers without my calculator.