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Our Math Studies teacher told us that one time he caught his 5 year old daughter saying "To infinity and beyond!" (Toy Story). He then sat her down and took 1/2 hour to explain how that was impossible, since infinity is a concept.
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Quote #1755
You know you're taking IB Chem when you start making up your own abbreviations just to be able to take more notes in less time.
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Quote #1752
IB Bio class
IB Teacher: stress can cause infertility.
IB student: Oh, so i guess us IB kids are never giving birth.
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Quote #1750
The advantages of having an IB friend.
1) You feel good about your life.
2) When procrastinating and working at 3am, you know a friend shares the same pain.
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Quote #1749
Whoever has time to come on this site is either not in IB or going to drop out of IB.
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Quote #1748
In IB, laid will always be the past tense of lying something down (such as your head)... and never anything else.
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Quote #1733
When God wanted to show himself to the world, he wrote "YHWH".
Then came Satan, he wrote "IB"
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Quote #1722
An IB student says, "Guys, it's okay we don't sleep now. We'll be SO ready for college that we'll have the first two years of college work finished during the summer GOING INTO college... We can just sleep for those two years. I swear it all works out!..."
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Quote #1721
"is" = the worst word in the human dictionary.
"is" should die...
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Quote #1711
IB Student touches something hot: OW! Get it off! Get it off! Gosh darn it, I can feel my enzymes denaturing!
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Quote #1703
After the Christmas Holidays, the English Teacher asks us how our break was
Student1: It was great! The best part was staying up all night doing nothing...the worst part was staying up all night doing work.
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Quote #1701
You decide to laminate your review sheet to study in the shower.
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Quote #1698
Only in IB can you bullshit a 10 page commentary on a poem less than 10 words.
PJ
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Quote #1694
You know you're IB when you write a letter to the principal saying your chemistry class needs more pH meters so you can do your labs.
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Quote #1693
IB Teacher: Today we're going to do a creative writing piece, since you rarely get a chance to do that in IB. Find a memory in your childhood and write about it as a child narrator.
IB Student: Do we need a thesis statement?
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Quote #1689
It's a beautiful day outside, the sun is shining, the birds are chirping.... LET'S GO TO THE LIBRARY!!!
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Quote #1687
You know you're in IB when you discover the aesthetic beauty of school supplies.
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Quote #1683
You know you're in IB when you think "getting high" is a reference to grades.
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Quote #1680
"Having IB friends over for supper over Easter and to do English we there watching pirates of Caribbean 1"
Jack Sparrow: Consider your own fortunes gentlemen the deepest circle of hell is reserved for traitors and mutineers.
IB Student: Oh great so that's why we don't trust each other.
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Quote #1679
TOK - The day the world became pointless.
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Quote #1673
IB Kid 1: At my old school, there were three IB programmes, starting at age 5.
IB Kid 2: THAT...IS...CHILD ABUSE.
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Quote #1668
You know you're in IB when you procrastinate by doing "less important" homework.
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Quote #1659
You know you are in IB when you actually laugh at these quotes.
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Quote #1658
IB Kid 1: Hey, want to hear a joke?
IB Kid 2: Yeah, sure.
IB Kid 1: Our social lives.
(both roll on the floor laughing)
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Quote #1656
I was planning on dropping IB, but as it turns out I procrastinated on that too.
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Quote #1655
IB homework is like erectile dysfunction - you keep telling yourself that everyone is having the same problems as you.
Tom
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Quote #1654
IB French Teacher: Speaking counts for a third of your grade.
IB Student: Shit!
IB French Teacher: I know! Now try in French.
IB Student: Merde!
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Quote #1653
IB Student 1:What if we put all the IB kids on an island and told them they had to get off of it because it was going to explode in 24 hours?
IB Student 2: You know... I don't know if I would try to get off.
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Quote #1651
(This occurred while taking an AR test on the book "Ender's Game", Mr.B was telling us what we should type in as our password, after we logged in)
Mr.B- "For your password type in your initials."
Kaitlin- "Do you want our middle initial too?
Mr.B- "Just the initials of your first and last name."
(Mr.B then realizes that our password is two a's)
Mr.B- "Sorry guys, your password is "aa".
Kaitlin- "What kind of a's? Do you want two capital,two lowercase, or one of each?"
Sarah- "Just type in two a's Kait!!!"
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Quote #1649
IB student asks their friend's brother "Where do you go to school at?"
Friend's brother says "I be at Seminole"
IB student: "You're in IB too?"
Friend's brother: "No"
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Quote #1645
Is the following
A) A generous offer to help a fellow IBer in Chemistry Class
or
B) Proposition of sexual intercourse?
"Hey, Christopher, do you want to learn about sex hormones?"
The world may never know.
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Quote #1642
The Difference between SL and HL Chemistry:
SL: You have to work through study hall, weekends, holidays, answering the same tedious questions over and over again until you want to chuck your book out of the window, and then you will pass.
HL: You have to memorize the book and pray for a miracle.
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Quote #1641
Writing your World Lit. paper is like vomiting. You don't want to do it, but you feel so much better after its finally out of your system.
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Quote #1639
If you are in IB and you ever find yourself without any homework to do one evening then one of the following events must be true:
1. You're forgetting something.
2. Something is wrong with your planner.
3. You're about to wake up in a few minutes.
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Quote #1631
12.48AM:
IB Student 1 texts to five people:
Can anyone explain what sound is on the style chart?
12.49AM:
IB Student 2: Wait, are we talking about English?
IB Student 3: When did you finish your math IA?!
IB Student 4: Are you working on the World Lit journal already?
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Quote #1629
Only in IB:
Hey, we should all meet up at the library over spring break!
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Quote #1624
"My parents neglected me. So I turned to math."
-Mr. Taragan
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Quote #1623
IB Student: i wish i had a universal remote control
IB Student: i would stop time
IB Student: and then
IB Student: do hw
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Quote #1620
IB pickup line:
You're so hot you denatured my enzymes!
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Quote #1609
HL chem students came up with
IUPAC=International Union of People Against Chemistry
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Quote #1593
In TOK class
"Is it true that if all of the chinese people jump at the same time, the earth will shake?
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Quote #1577
You know you're in IB when:
You notice the fact that in the first heroic scene of Hancock, all the people are wearing blue, symbolic for the peace in his life.
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Quote #1576
You know you're in IB when:
You brag about how you did the entire Frankenstein annotation in one day, instead of doing it when it was assigned.
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Quote #1569
The good thing about IB is that you know that when you're up at three am working on an essay, you can can pretty much call anyone for help because chances are they're up working on that essay too.
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Quote #1566
Only in I.B., at T.O.K. night class
Teacher: You guys are now the only 29 students on campus who can log into school computers after 5 p.m.! Now that's something to brag about
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Quote #1565
You know IB has gotten to you when you call the kids that aren't in IB the normal kids... and even worse is when you call them "The Norms"
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Quote #1560
you know you're an IB kid when you realize you are bringing your homework to the mall. - IB german 2 class, DHS
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Quote #1549
IB is not a path chosen for the faintest of heart. Only for the ones that chose the wrong path.
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Quote #1548
Only an IB student would say: "I have a Model U.N. binder, and I'm not afraid to use it."
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Quote #1546
IB Student to her aunt: I can't talk right now, this is IB hell week.
Aunt: I hate to break this to you, but real life is harder than highschool.
(IB Student laughs hysterically)
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