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If you are in IB and you ever find yourself without any homework to do one evening then one of the following events must be true:
1. You're forgetting something.
2. Something is wrong with your planner.
3. You're about to wake up in a few minutes.
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Quote #1631
12.48AM:
IB Student 1 texts to five people:
Can anyone explain what sound is on the style chart?
12.49AM:
IB Student 2: Wait, are we talking about English?
IB Student 3: When did you finish your math IA?!
IB Student 4: Are you working on the World Lit journal already?
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Quote #1629
Only in IB:
Hey, we should all meet up at the library over spring break!
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Quote #1624
"My parents neglected me. So I turned to math."
-Mr. Taragan
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Quote #1623
IB Student: i wish i had a universal remote control
IB Student: i would stop time
IB Student: and then
IB Student: do hw
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Quote #1620
IB pickup line:
You're so hot you denatured my enzymes!
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Quote #1609
HL chem students came up with
IUPAC=International Union of People Against Chemistry
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Quote #1593
In TOK class
"Is it true that if all of the chinese people jump at the same time, the earth will shake?
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Quote #1577
You know you're in IB when:
You notice the fact that in the first heroic scene of Hancock, all the people are wearing blue, symbolic for the peace in his life.
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Quote #1576
You know you're in IB when:
You brag about how you did the entire Frankenstein annotation in one day, instead of doing it when it was assigned.
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Quote #1569
The good thing about IB is that you know that when you're up at three am working on an essay, you can can pretty much call anyone for help because chances are they're up working on that essay too.
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Quote #1566
Only in I.B., at T.O.K. night class
Teacher: You guys are now the only 29 students on campus who can log into school computers after 5 p.m.! Now that's something to brag about
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Quote #1565
You know IB has gotten to you when you call the kids that aren't in IB the normal kids... and even worse is when you call them "The Norms"
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Quote #1560
you know you're an IB kid when you realize you are bringing your homework to the mall. - IB german 2 class, DHS
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Quote #1549
IB is not a path chosen for the faintest of heart. Only for the ones that chose the wrong path.
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Quote #1548
Only an IB student would say: "I have a Model U.N. binder, and I'm not afraid to use it."
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Quote #1546
IB Student to her aunt: I can't talk right now, this is IB hell week.
Aunt: I hate to break this to you, but real life is harder than highschool.
(IB Student laughs hysterically)
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Quote #1540
Tell a man about IB, and you hurt him for a day. Teach a man the IB, and you scar him for a lifetime.
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Quote #1537
Woman: So you are in IB?
IB Student: Yes
Woman: I have heard nothing but great things about IB!
IB Student: *snicker and mumbles*
Woman: What was that?
IB Student: Oh nothing.
Woman: Oh, anyways, I want to get my daughter into IB when she hits High School, what would you suggest?
*IB student and baby exchange terrified glances*
IB Student: Um...
Woman: Oh one second. I'll be right back, here watch my daughter *Hands IB Student the baby and walks away*
*IB student places baby on the ground*
IB student: RUN CHILD RUN! YOUR MOTHER DOESN'T LOVE YOU! GO WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE AT LIFE!!!
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Quote #1536
Student 1: Wow, so you go to my school?
Student 2: Yes, have been for the past two years.
Student 1: How come I have never seen you before?
Student 2: I am in IB.
Student 1: O.O Enough said.
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Quote #1535
Teacher: This is madness.
IB student: Madness? This is IB!
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Quote #1531
TOK,
Teacher: What do you know?
Students: Nothing
Teacher: What dont you know?
Students: everything
Teacher: What have you learned?
Students: WAIT we were learning.
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Quote #1527
Ravneet - I hate "ibquotes.com". The jokes aren't even funny. Gabi laughs at them...
Merrideth - You just don't get it because you're stupid.
Ravneet - Then how did I get into IB?
Merrideth - The IB program is also stupid.
Ravneet - You're in the IB program...
Merrideth - My parents made me. That makes sense because they are stupid, too.
Ravneet - You've got a point...
Merrideth - Why are you calling my parents STUPID?
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Quote #1525
You know you're in IB when you know the difference between a TI-84 Silver Edition and a TI-84
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Quote #1524
IB Student 1: Did you understand a word of that math lecture?
IB Student 2: No, I was finishing the physics homework instead.
IB Student 3: Oh my god, do you understand the physics unit?!
IB Student 2: No, I was doing my math homework during the lecture.
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Quote #1522
IB is in a way like Scientology. It's one of the most evil things on the face of this earth, but once you're in there's no getting out.
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Quote #1511
You know you are in IB when...
You are on this site contributing, while in reality you should really be revising.
IB Brunei (:
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Quote #1507
You know you're in IB when you vote thumbs down to quotes just so yours appears higher on the Top Quotes list..
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Quote #1497
IB pickup line:
Baby, I'll treat you like my homework. I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
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Quote #1493
Two ib students talking about something not school related. Ib student 1: thats like the complete opposite of what ur saying it's like a reciprocal ib student 2: your moms a reciprocal.
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Quote #1492
English Teacher: If there is a fork in a poem what could it be? What could it mean?
Student 1: A Weapon
Student 2: A choice that must be made
Student 3: A fork in a road
Student 4: It could be that there is a stabbing need for something
Teacher: Have you ever thought that it might just be a fork?
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Quote #1491
IB Pre-Calc Pick-up Line:
"Wanna see the exponential growth of my log?
Seriously, it's right there on that graph."
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Quote #1486
IB Student to Non-IB Student: You don't understand! I HAVE to skip school tomorrow so I can finish my homework and study for Bio. I have no choice, it's either skipping or failing two classes
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Quote #1484
Non-IB Student: I feel like skipping school tomorrow. Feel like coming with?
IB Student: Let me check my schedule... Bio and French Quiz tomorrow... passage C discussion in English... History DBQ. Nope, can't. How about you ask me again in a few weeks?
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Quote #1482
You know you're IB when you spend more time editing a paper than writing it because you're over the word count.
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Quote #1479
IB is reading these quotes and trying to answer the math questions in them
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Quote #1469
Our fellow ib-er had broken his leg and was in a wheel chair.
Teacher: Isn't someone going to help him get out of the classroom?
Students: *all give a pensive look at fellow ib-er*
Ummmmm.... it depends.... do we get CAS hours if we do?
Teacher: ...You are all horrible people.
students: haha yepp.
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Quote #1464
AP student: I went to sleep at 9:30 last night!(:
Certificate IB student: ...I went to sleep at 12:45. :/
Diploma IB student: ...Screw you! I went to sleep at 2:30 and woke up at 4:00 to finish the rest of my homework.
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Quote #1463
A Facebook Chat Conversation of Slumdog Millionaire:
Alex: "...and so Jamal knows the answers because of his past experiences; it's just fate."
Nicole: "I wish I had that luck with IB exams..."
{{somehow we always drift back to IB}}
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Quote #1461
Music Teacher(Creativity): Today we are playing a game. You say horrible things and as they get worse I'll play lower notes on my guitar.
I.B student: chronic mutation necrosis
(Teacher plays a low note)
I.B student: unadiabatic matter-antimatter annihilation
(Bewildered teacher plays a lower note)
I.B student(short of ideas):I.B program
Music teacher: Game over!
MChris.
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Quote #1460
IB English teacher supervising a Math HL examination:
"You guys can write a whole Math HL paper but you can't fill the coversheet?!"
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Quote #1459
IB student walking down hall: Man I freaking failed that math test! GGGRRR!
Non IB student: That impossible you guys like never fail anything.
IB student: No I IB failed it.
Non IB Student: Whats an IB fail?
Ib Student: An 89
Non Student: Dude an 89 I'de be happy if I got an 89 on anything.
IB student: *Sighs*
IB where 90% is the new 50%
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Quote #1458
Generic IB Student a: Why are we doing all these stories in English which have crazy people in it? (referring to Of Mice and Men and Death of a Salesman)
Generic IB Student b: It's to prepare you for the worst.
QASMT
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Quote #1445
IBer to English teacher: Sir, do you know how to find the anti-derivative of (3(x^2+3x)^4)/7? Because I forgot how to do it.
English teacher: Are you insulting me?
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Quote #1444
In IB, there comes a time where you go to your parents to ask for help in a given subject
They take one look at it
and say
"How would you like to get a tutor?"
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Quote #1442
IB Boy: Hey, I've heard from a source that tells me that you are in love with me.
IB Girl: Ha! Do you think I have TIME for love?
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Quote #1440
The reason why IB Students are no longer allowed to mix with other classes for P.E.:
One time a Senior in IB joined a Non-IB sophomore P.E. class for CAS hours and told them what they could expect if they joined IB.
The next year, no one from this class joined IB.
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Quote #1439
Non-IB: So, how do you think you'll do on the IB exams?
IB: Well, I think I'll probably pass. I just have to study 4 hours each day.
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Quote #1436
Pre-IB: I'm thinking about taking 4 Higher Levels next year.
Ignorance is bliss.
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Quote #1435
Chemistry (note: not my idea)
A bear fell into the water and dissolved. Do you know why? The bear was polar.
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